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Bad jokes....
by Gareth J Barnard - Tuesday, 13 May 2014, 7:09 AM
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A man walks into a bar, luckily the concussion was not serious.

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Re: Bad jokes....
by Joshua Bragg - Tuesday, 13 May 2014, 7:58 AM

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.  It finishes its drink and asks the bartender, "What do I owe you?"  The bartender says "For you?  No charge."


Sorry, chemist by training.  All of my worst jokes are chemistry jokes.

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Re: Bad jokes....
by Vinny Stocker - Tuesday, 13 May 2014, 8:38 AM

How did the cow pass it's exams?

By using Moo-dle. 

(sorry couldn't help it!) 

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Re: Bad jokes....
by Frankie Kam - Tuesday, 13 May 2014, 12:37 PM

An SQL query walks into a bar, approaches two tables and says, “May I join you?”


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Re: Bad jokes....
by John Iglar - Tuesday, 13 May 2014, 1:19 PM

A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church. The priest rushes up and says, "Thank God you're here! We can't have Mass without you!"

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Re: Bad jokes....
by Randah Mouallem - Wednesday, 14 May 2014, 1:23 AM

Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out! We don't want your type in here." 

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Re: Bad jokes....
by Mary Cooch - Wednesday, 14 May 2014, 2:47 AM

(I'm not a scientist but I liked this one because it taught me something  - and then I had to explain to @mrmoodlefairy! )

The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.”

A tachyon enters a bar.

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Re: Bad jokes....
by Narissa Bayler - Thursday, 15 May 2014, 1:08 PM

Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table

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Re: Bad jokes....
by Jane Lally - Thursday, 15 May 2014, 3:12 PM

Could we please add ratings to this forum?